some adriana-isms:

on the prospect of a possible kerry-campaign involvement with CBS memos:
"oh that's really cute. you fucking fat fuck."

on the brita water filter:
"dude, it's a total conspiracy. they manufacture those little black floating dots that the filter releases into the water to make you think that it's being cleaned."

on her sexual drive:
"i'm telling you, when my mom was pregnant, they gave her hormones cos she was so old. now i have the extras... so i'm hornier than most people. i can't help it. it's a medical condition."

ah, the little things.